A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.
The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had $100 when we broke in!"
http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/lawyers/law1.htm
What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/jokes_lawyers.htm#Lawyer_Jokes_
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"
http://www.kabish.com/jokes/lawyer.php
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